So now I have to be mute. What can you do if you can't talk----Not much!
You could read book. I guess you could go to the library. They don't talk there, you'd be in quiet company.
They prefer mutes. Not mutants. That's totally different.
It is kind of cute.
Where else could you go as a mute? Hmmmmm. . . . . I suppose a nice quiet walk. Maybe in the woods, but there could be THINGS in the woods. You don't know that the cute little mutant girl is nice...she could be mean and nasty and scary and have lots of mutant friends just all waiting for you to go on your "mute" walk, just because you maybe said something that was not so very nice. That doesn't mean you should have to go into the woods and be chased by mutants--who knows what they would do?!?!?
So this whole being mute thing is just plain MEAN!
If you're going to be mean, maybe you just shouldn't say anything at all!! Wait a minute, that's how this whole thing started. Is this a conspiracy?
The King 
