The King and his dog

The King's dog,  Lily

He is such a manly man.  Yet this is his dog . . . . hmmm. . . . . is he really just a softy?  Well, anyway the dog's licker is broken.  She can't stop licking. Lick, lick,lick, lick.  It doesn't end.  And it is not quiet.  She is a noisy licker.  She licks everything, not just herself. I have the cleanest blankets ever, although kind of wet.  We are trying to sleep and all you here is lick, lick, lick, lick.  STOP already!!  So the other morning she is, you guessed it,  licking the blankets, lick, lick, lick.  I look over and she licks up a blanket fuzzy.  Oh oh!  That can't taste too good.  The King says,  "She just needed something warm inside her."  He is so funny, a laugh a minute.  Then she hacks up the blanket fuzzy, what a way to start the day.

Cat Questions from The Future Queen

The future queen was visiting and she has some cat questions.  She wants to know. . .




 if you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?

or  if you have a bunch of cats on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile??

 

 Okay, that is her contribution to the day.  Now I have a question.  As I was searching for a dog pile of cats I found this . . . 

  

What on Earth is that???? The caption said something about the festival of cat heads.  Any ideas?

I guess it is creative, maybe.  I can't even come up with an idea to pretend and I am

pretty good at making up stories.  So if anyone wants to put a story to the picture

PLEASE 

give it a go.

Help!

Do you think I should get this looked at?

Some people scare me with their lack of common sense.  I love this picture, it says a lot about how I feel about common sense, or the lack of.  Have you every wondered how some people survive through the day? If you have common sense, you believe certain things are the things that everybody knows.  However, you will find yourself saying, "How did she not know that?" or "Why would he do that?"  You think everyone knows.  Well . . . they don't!!!! And it drives me crazy!!!!!    For instance, Everyone knows you do NOT turn on your hair dryer while you are still in the bathtub, right?

A study in Berlin investigated 41 cases of death by electrocution from 1995 - 1999.  A hair dryer was the culprit in 75% of the cases.  Where is the common sense?  How do you help people find it? 

 Ta for now.